Joke time again~~

This is a 'BEST JOKE' award winner in UK, apparently

(1)
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says 'You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.'
Theastonished Chinese man replied 'It was not the Chinese who bombed yourPearl Harbor , it was the Japanese'.
'Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese,you're all the same,' replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says 'You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship.'
Shocked,Spielberg replies 'It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.'
TheChinese replies, 'Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.'


(2)
This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US..!!!A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation trainingbefore he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton...
The instructor told Mori: "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are you'. Then Mr. Clinton should say," I'm fine, and you?" Now you should say ' Me too'. After that we, translators, will do all the work for you."
It looks quite simple, but the truth is....
when Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said "Who Are You?" instead of "How are you". Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "Well, I'm Hilary's husband, ha-ha...."
Then Mori replied "Me too, ha-ha.."
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room....

Have a good laugh...

Copy from e-mail:

Have a good laugh!
How much would it cost to (telephone) call Malaysia from Hell? You'd be surprised!
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Ahmad Badawi die and go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there.
Queen says, I miss my England, I want to use your phone and hear how my people are doing up there.She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair...
Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US. He talks about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says: Ten million dollars. He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat.
Badawi is jealous. He says I want to call Malaysia. He calls and talks for about an hour to his son-in-law who is busy trying to find Mr. Petronas. Then he asks the devil how much do I owe you?The devil replies: Only one dollar.
Badawi is shocked and asks 'Why so little?ʼ
The devil says: If you make a call from one hell to another, IT'S A LOCAL CALL.

Updated "Happy Birthday"

Well, after I wrote my last blog...I was like super hardworking and trying to study my Calculus...But then...a phone call change everything...

Chi Yin :"Where are you?"
Gillian :"At home..."
Chi Yin :"I'm going to your place.."
Gillian :"oo...okay..."

Then, of cause not only Chi Yin came...all of them came also...I mean Ken Ling, Sean, Bao Yi, Hon Kee, Rick, Alex, Alyssa and Erin...I felt so happy...althought the next day we'll have our Calculus test which all of us are worried but still you guys come my house...It's so touching...Love you guys so much...

Then we kinda play with the cake and the candle...(and its tiramisu cake lor..like whole cake is full of cream...) Then when I'm not secured, my dear Alyssa slash the cake to my face...Oh My God...the 1st time of my life...But its okay..at least all of us had fun...^^

And thanks for the cute doggie o...I really really love you guys lor...muaccckkkzzz...

Thank you for everything!!!!!!


Addition:Actually I'm not very surprise lor..cause when Chi Yin call me, I know something fishy must be going around...but I'm really touched...^^

Happy Birthday to me...

Well, today its my Birthday!!!yeah!!!I'm finally 18 years old...(oh my god...i'm getting older and older...)

Thank you Suk Suk, who was the 1st one to wish me...

Thank you Divine gor gor...

Thank you Ken Ling, you are the 3rd one leh...and your msg damn long a...now I know I'm your dai ka jie, wife, classmate, prom date & best fren...>.<'''

Thank you Shu Yi and Wei Soong...wishes from wife and husband..hmm...so sweet...

Thank you Wen Jie...

Thank you Yipo...I'm very happy to hear from you and mummy...^^ Cant wait to meet you...^^

Thank you Sean..obviously you are not the 1st one...but however, thanks for calling me...^^

Thank you Shin Jiunn dear...of cause I wont forget you la...you are always in my heart de...haha...

Thank you Yong Rong...

Thank you Erin...

Thank you Chee Leong...Wont forget you too...^^

Thank you Kimmy...

Thank you Fei Zai Keong...by the way...where got people wish other people to be clumsier and fatter de???so bad a you...

Thank you Jia wen...

Thank you Xiu Yu...

Thank you Yao Hong...Congratulation!!!You dint break the surprise...^^

Thank you Nicholas Liew and Siew Ying...

Thank you Zeng Rui...Miss you guys a lot...hope we got cahnce to meet again...

Thank you my sister Nok Ling...

Thank you My doggy Wan Kang...

Thank you Wen Pin...

Thank you Xin Yi...

Thank you Mei Ying...

Thank you mouse, Zhen Hwa...

Thank you Henry...

Thank you David...I really dont know how you know my birthday but thanks for calling...

Thank you Huan Jie...

Addition: These are the people who wished me by sending SMS or even calling...those who wished me personally I'm not counted...cant remember all...but anyway...Thanks la...^^

Heart Borken...

I'm so damn down now...
But I'm not sure what's the reason...Izzit because the dress that I wanted so much has gone or its because of my childhood...I have no idea...

Actually today's school was okay...nothing special for me to be happy or even sad about...(although I am a little bit sad because of my Accounting test...I just got 66.5/84...haiz...)

Well, today I planned to go Sunway to buy my prom dress..(the one that I saw it before...) But when I went back to the shop, I cant find the dress anymore...since then my heart was like half broken...Then Erin accompany to walk around again for my prom dress...(Thank you Erin...)

Then we went to Forever21 to 'search' for the dress that suits me...then I saw 1...not very nice but still okay..quite a simple dress...As I have no mood anymore, so I just bought it...haiz..I cant believe it...My very first prom dress...

Then in the car, I have no idea why we start the topic but we started recalling back our memories, about our childhood...And I realise that I din't really had a very happy childhood...And I don't use to have a good relation with my grandmother...but now we can talk and laugh together...Is she the one who changed??or its me???

But however, I think I'll still miss my family alot when I go to US...especially my dad...I really hope that he can go there and stay with me...

Addition: I can't wait to meet you, mummy...

release stress day~~

Well, after the stressful day we had, we all feel that we must find some way to release them...so eventually we decided to skip LAN...(as Ms Sue also ask us to leave..)

Then we wasted about 15minutes standing outside LT2 discussing where to have a drink...Then we decided to go back to 'Old Town' which is near our ADP block...as usual we have a great time chit chatting with all of them...(Chi Yin, Nic, Nathon, Ken Ling, Alex, Sean, Hon Kee, Rick and Yao Hong...) Then Sean chao 1st as he has to rush to Mid Valley(not exactly there but some where around there i think...)Then Nic and Nathon also have to chao as its really quite late already...

Then as Chi Yin is in bad mood, we all try to cheer her up and she say that she wan to go play ground near Alex house...so we go together as all of us also wan to relax awhile...Then when we all reach there, the auntie there were kind of shock and some how thought that we are gangsters...(cause one of the brave auntie ask us where are we from...) Then we play the see-saw and chit chat again...Then when we were about to leave, there were some guy carrying small little puppy to the garden..he was so cute and small...I really hope i can take him home...haha...

Amazing KC!!!!!!!

Today we have our Accounting class with my lovely Mr. KC...At first I was dizzy during the class...(I oso dont know why...)

Then KC started to tell story..(very funny 1...) and our dai lou Sue Ann recorded it...yeah wee~~~

Here is one of the video i get...others will be upload soon...

"Exciting" day...

Today its damn busy and also "excited"...

For our 1st class, we had our Calculus quiz4...(its a pop-quiz so we all dint really expected that)...Luckily I'm in section2, so I still have some times to do revision...and pity Ken Ling...He was late and was like so damn fishy...(Cause he shouted 'GOT QUIZ A??' and all people in the class heard that...its damn funny lor...)

Then its my turn to have the quiz lor...and it goes kind of smooth anyway...I really hope that I can get full marks lor...not like the last quiz I had...I expected to have full marks but it turns out to be 25.5/30...haiz...

After the quiz, I have a one hour break so I just stay at the corridor with Alyssa and Amanda...Before that, as Ken Ling, Sean, Pao Yi, Isaac and Nicholas Fung have Econs presentation, they were like so damn stress especially Ken Ling and Pao Yi...Dont stress la people...chill...(although I'm also quite stress...)

As I have one hour break time, I dint really use it well, so now I'm regretting...and during that time, the corridor is so damn smoky and smelling lor...it makes me smell like smoke...Then its my english class time...when I went in, it was like freezing inside...and I'm really freezing...During the class, I was like keep 'disturbing' Gordon and keep saying that I'm cold and hungry..like people starving in harsh winter day...(pity me..)Some more Gordon still ask me to shut up...

But anyway, after english class, I quickly rush out from the room and go to meet Pao Yi them...and as it was like only 15minutes left before the exam starts so I was like so damn nervous and my mind becomes totally blank...Then its time for test, so I go in to the room and 'sh!t' la...its different room but its even colder...and I was like so damn nervous, cold(freezing) and hungry...then I just screw the whole paper...

I'm so damn sad lor..I've tried my best to answer all but I know, I know I've done a lot of mistake ...haiz...I'm really really very sad lor...haiz..hope I wont really fail the paper..(pray for me..)

Then after the test it was like almost 4pm...and as we haven't have anything the whole day so we decided to have our 'lunch' at McDonald...and as usual we chit chat and laugh until 5.30pm only go back to the ADP block...then me, Sean and Alex continue crapping...cant believe we got so many things to crap...

Addition: One more week to final exam!!!!!!Must study hard to achievement A for Math and Account!!!I can do it...I mean I MUST DO IT!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday sister...

Hey, happy birthday o Nok Ling...

Although I almost forget about that..(thank you Kimmy to remind me...)

Let me sing a song for you...

Happy Birthday to you..

Happy Birthday to you..

Happy Birthday to Nok Ling

Happy Birthday to you...

Selamat Hari Jadi

Selamat Hari Jadi

Selamat Hari Jadi

Selamat Hari Jadi

祝你生日快乐

祝你生日快乐

祝你生日快乐

祝你生日快乐

Cantonese part very hard to write so next time I'll just sing to you...haha...

Love you girl...muuaacckkkzzzz....

ADDICTION!!!!

People people...dont ever play Patapon!!!!

Recently, my dear friends are all addicted with the PSP game, Patapon...(especially Sean...)

it seems like an easy game but actually its quite hard...when you start to play, you'll surely be addicted...

So people who are taking 5 subjects and got alot of english homework, dont ever start to play...And finals are coming, people...must stop playing!!!

PS: Gordon, Isaac...dont bring PSP anymore!!!>.<

Thank you....

Although it seems abit early but today I went to Sunway to celebrate my birthday with Divine(my gor gor)...well, you should really be appreciate because you are the 1st one to celebrate my birthday leh...happy???haha...

After my english class...(today we just discuss something for about 20 minutes only...) Then I tumpang Alyssa's car to Sunway...(as I'm not driving...) Then I met Divine and we decided (actually I'm the one who make decision...>.<) to have our lunch in Sakea Sushi...Although you might think that I will take alot of sushi as he's the one who pay, but actually I 'sayang' his wallet alot lor...like for 2 of us, its just RM36...cheap right???

After our lunch, we went for ice skating...and it has really change alot lor...since the last time I went for skating is like 2 years ago...and the ticket price is also not expensive...
(without the glove and socks)Normal price: RM13
Student price: RM11
Cheap right???haha...

But honestly, the ice ring has really damn lot of Malays lor...and they are like showing off...but some of the, fail la...and fell down in front of me...haha...

Anyway, I really have a good time with you...^^ I wonder when will we have chance to meet again...And good luck studying in Singapore o...And keep in touch too...(got MSN ma...)

Addition: Thanks for you present o...I'm really surprise that you bought present for me...and next time when you wanna give people present, remember to take out the price tag o...^^