Joke time again~~

This is a 'BEST JOKE' award winner in UK, apparently

(1)
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says 'You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.'
Theastonished Chinese man replied 'It was not the Chinese who bombed yourPearl Harbor , it was the Japanese'.
'Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese,you're all the same,' replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says 'You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship.'
Shocked,Spielberg replies 'It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.'
TheChinese replies, 'Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.'


(2)
This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US..!!!A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation trainingbefore he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton...
The instructor told Mori: "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are you'. Then Mr. Clinton should say," I'm fine, and you?" Now you should say ' Me too'. After that we, translators, will do all the work for you."
It looks quite simple, but the truth is....
when Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said "Who Are You?" instead of "How are you". Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "Well, I'm Hilary's husband, ha-ha...."
Then Mori replied "Me too, ha-ha.."
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room....